I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. - Inspiquo

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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. - Bernard Manning

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

- Bernard Manning

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