Author: Adam DeVine

Quotes

If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are trying to get on a TV show.

If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are trying to get on a TV show.

- Adam DeVine

My parents are very cool and wildly supportive - maybe almost too much. I want to tell them to chill out.

My parents are very cool and wildly supportive - maybe almost too much. I want to tell them to chill out.

- Adam DeVine

Jealousy is the worst trait in any person.

Jealousy is the worst trait in any person.

- Adam DeVine

I sold steaks over the phone in Omaha, Nebraska. Marbling, fantastic. That's what makes a great steak; a lot of people don't know.

I sold steaks over the phone in Omaha, Nebraska. Marbling, fantastic. That's what makes a great steak; a lot of people don't know.

- Adam DeVine

People want to be friends with someone who likes to have a good time.

People want to be friends with someone who likes to have a good time.

- Adam DeVine

That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college.

That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college.

- Adam DeVine

The American school system's a little warped, so anyone can get a degree if they have a little money.

The American school system's a little warped, so anyone can get a degree if they have a little money.

- Adam DeVine

My senior year of high school, I got into UCLA, but my family couldn't afford it.

My senior year of high school, I got into UCLA, but my family couldn't afford it.

- Adam DeVine

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