Author: Adam Ferrara

Quotes

If you're in California, and it's raining, stay home because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.

If you're in California, and it's raining, stay home because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.

- Adam Ferrara

Terrorists convince thousands of people to kill themselves in the name of God. I can't convince two of my friends to help me move.

Terrorists convince thousands of people to kill themselves in the name of God. I can't convince two of my friends to help me move.

- Adam Ferrara

At 140, 150, that's when the car starts floating. At 160, that's when you start seeing dead relatives. At 180, it's, like, terrifying and exciting.

At 140, 150, that's when the car starts floating. At 160, that's when you start seeing dead relatives. At 180, it's, like, terrifying and exciting.

- Adam Ferrara

Any time you can get a muscle car back, it's a good thing.

Any time you can get a muscle car back, it's a good thing.

- Adam Ferrara

What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell - I'll never know why!

What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell - I'll never know why!

- Adam Ferrara

My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.

My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.

- Adam Ferrara

I drove a brand new Lamborghini, the Huracan; it was great. We went on the Autobahn, and we got to drive on the Nurburgring.

I drove a brand new Lamborghini, the Huracan; it was great. We went on the Autobahn, and we got to drive on the Nurburgring.

- Adam Ferrara

I don't have a car in Manhattan because you have to choose between a car and an apartment. It's that expensive.

I don't have a car in Manhattan because you have to choose between a car and an apartment. It's that expensive.

- Adam Ferrara

I said I wanted to strap guns on an El Camino. When I brought it up at a meeting, they said great. I realized there's no adult in the room.

I said I wanted to strap guns on an El Camino. When I brought it up at a meeting, they said great. I realized there's no adult in the room.

- Adam Ferrara

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