Author: Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Quotes

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.

- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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