Author: Andy Dick

Quotes

I have a very dark sense of humor.

I have a very dark sense of humor.

- Andy Dick

I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate.

I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate.

- Andy Dick

I had no blood relatives till I made some.

I had no blood relatives till I made some.

- Andy Dick

You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.

You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.

- Andy Dick

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

- Andy Dick

I believed in God my whole life.

I believed in God my whole life.

- Andy Dick

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.

- Andy Dick

I've always been with God, even in my darkest hour. That is why I say I am alive. I mean, I should have died a number of times.

I've always been with God, even in my darkest hour. That is why I say I am alive. I mean, I should have died a number of times.

- Andy Dick

In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny - we've all tripped and fallen on our faces.

In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny - we've all tripped and fallen on our faces.

- Andy Dick

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