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Author: Andy Rooney
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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.
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Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Andy Rooney
It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
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Andy Rooney
The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.
The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.
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Andy Rooney
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Andy Rooney
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
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Andy Rooney
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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Andy Rooney
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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Andy Rooney
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Andy Rooney
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