Author: Arthur Smith

Quotes

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.

- Arthur Smith

The Bible has no doubt had much influence in its time, but it provides very few laughs. None, in fact.

The Bible has no doubt had much influence in its time, but it provides very few laughs. None, in fact.

- Arthur Smith

It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.

It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.

- Arthur Smith

Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended.

Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended.

- Arthur Smith

The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.

The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.

- Arthur Smith

I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face.

I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face.

- Arthur Smith

The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.

The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.

- Arthur Smith

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