Author: Bill Burr

Quotes

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

- Bill Burr

When I'm up there, I'm just thinking that I've got to make them laugh or they won't show up next time.

When I'm up there, I'm just thinking that I've got to make them laugh or they won't show up next time.

- Bill Burr

Podcasting is great. Total freedom.

Podcasting is great. Total freedom.

- Bill Burr

Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years.

Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years.

- Bill Burr

What happens is when you have a kid, you are a unique human being, so you are going to have a unique experience. No one can really tell you what youre going to feel.

What happens is when you have a kid, you are a unique human being, so you are going to have a unique experience. No one can really tell you what youre going to feel.

- Bill Burr

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