Author: Bill Maher

Quotes

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

- Bill Maher

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

- Bill Maher

Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do.

Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do.

- Bill Maher

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'

- Bill Maher

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

- Bill Maher

If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest.

If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest.

- Bill Maher

If you think you have it tough, read history books.

If you think you have it tough, read history books.

- Bill Maher

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

- Bill Maher

When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.

When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.

- Bill Maher

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