Author: Bill Maher

Quotes

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

- Bill Maher

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

- Bill Maher

We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.

We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.

- Bill Maher

When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.

When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.

- Bill Maher

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

- Bill Maher

If you think you have it tough, read history books.

If you think you have it tough, read history books.

- Bill Maher

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

- Bill Maher

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

- Bill Maher

Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do.

Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do.

- Bill Maher

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