Author: Bill Vaughan

Quotes

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

- Bill Vaughan

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

- Bill Vaughan

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

- Bill Vaughan

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.

- Bill Vaughan

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

- Bill Vaughan

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.

- Bill Vaughan

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

- Bill Vaughan

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

- Bill Vaughan

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

- Bill Vaughan

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