Author: Bill Vaughan

Quotes

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

- Bill Vaughan

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

- Bill Vaughan

I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant.

I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant.

- Bill Vaughan

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

- Bill Vaughan

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.

- Bill Vaughan

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

- Bill Vaughan

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

- Bill Vaughan

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

- Bill Vaughan

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

- Bill Vaughan

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