Author: Bill Vaughan

Quotes

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

- Bill Vaughan

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

- Bill Vaughan

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

- Bill Vaughan

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

- Bill Vaughan

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

- Bill Vaughan

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

- Bill Vaughan

I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant.

I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant.

- Bill Vaughan

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

- Bill Vaughan

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true.

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true.

- Bill Vaughan

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