Author: Bill Vaughan

Quotes

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

- Bill Vaughan

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

- Bill Vaughan

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

- Bill Vaughan

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

- Bill Vaughan

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.

- Bill Vaughan

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

- Bill Vaughan

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

- Bill Vaughan

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

- Bill Vaughan

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

- Bill Vaughan

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