Author: Bill Vaughan

Quotes

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

- Bill Vaughan

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

- Bill Vaughan

I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant.

I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant.

- Bill Vaughan

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.

- Bill Vaughan

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

- Bill Vaughan

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

- Bill Vaughan

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

- Bill Vaughan

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

- Bill Vaughan

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

- Bill Vaughan

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