Author: Bill Vaughan

Quotes

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

- Bill Vaughan

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

- Bill Vaughan

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

- Bill Vaughan

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

- Bill Vaughan

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

- Bill Vaughan

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

- Bill Vaughan

I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant.

I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant.

- Bill Vaughan

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

- Bill Vaughan

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

- Bill Vaughan

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