Author: Bill Watterson

Quotes

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

- Bill Watterson

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

- Bill Watterson

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

- Bill Watterson

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

- Bill Watterson

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

- Bill Watterson

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

- Bill Watterson

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

- Bill Watterson

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

- Bill Watterson

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

- Bill Watterson

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