Author: Bill Watterson

Quotes

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

- Bill Watterson

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

- Bill Watterson

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

- Bill Watterson

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

- Bill Watterson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

- Bill Watterson

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

- Bill Watterson

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

- Bill Watterson

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

- Bill Watterson

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

- Bill Watterson

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