Author: Bill Watterson

Quotes

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

- Bill Watterson

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

- Bill Watterson

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

- Bill Watterson

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

- Bill Watterson

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

- Bill Watterson

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

- Bill Watterson

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

- Bill Watterson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

- Bill Watterson

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

- Bill Watterson

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