Author: Billy Crystal

Quotes

I was raised mostly by my mom.

I was raised mostly by my mom.

- Billy Crystal

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

- Billy Crystal

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.

- Billy Crystal

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.

- Billy Crystal

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.

- Billy Crystal

I still don't love the darkness, though I've learned to smile in it a little bit, now and then.

I still don't love the darkness, though I've learned to smile in it a little bit, now and then.

- Billy Crystal

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

- Billy Crystal

Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

- Billy Crystal

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

- Billy Crystal

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