Author: Billy Crystal

Quotes

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.

- Billy Crystal

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.

- Billy Crystal

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

- Billy Crystal

I still don't love the darkness, though I've learned to smile in it a little bit, now and then.

I still don't love the darkness, though I've learned to smile in it a little bit, now and then.

- Billy Crystal

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.

- Billy Crystal

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

- Billy Crystal

To this day, with all of these muscle-bound guys, nobody hit the ball further than Mickey Mantle, with his natural strength.

To this day, with all of these muscle-bound guys, nobody hit the ball further than Mickey Mantle, with his natural strength.

- Billy Crystal

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

- Billy Crystal

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

- Billy Crystal

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