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Author: Bob Newhart
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All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'
All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'
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Bob Newhart
I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.
I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.
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Bob Newhart
I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of my life, and decided I was just going to give comedy a try.
I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of my life, and decided I was just going to give comedy a try.
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Bob Newhart
People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail.
People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail.
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Bob Newhart
Don't live in the past. There's no point. You can't change anything. What a waste of time.
Don't live in the past. There's no point. You can't change anything. What a waste of time.
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Bob Newhart
Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'
Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'
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Bob Newhart
Comedians are innately programmed to pick up oddities like mispronounced words, upside-down books on a shelf, and generally undetectable mistakes in everyday life.
Comedians are innately programmed to pick up oddities like mispronounced words, upside-down books on a shelf, and generally undetectable mistakes in everyday life.
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Bob Newhart
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.
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Bob Newhart
The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place.
The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place.
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Bob Newhart
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