Author: Bob Uecker

Quotes

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.

- Bob Uecker

Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do you explain a capital letter in the middle of a word?

Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do you explain a capital letter in the middle of a word?

- Bob Uecker

I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company who paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff.

I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company who paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff.

- Bob Uecker

You know, I was once named Minor League Player of the Year... unfortunately, I had been in the majors for two years at the time.

You know, I was once named Minor League Player of the Year... unfortunately, I had been in the majors for two years at the time.

- Bob Uecker

I spent three of the best years of my life in 10th grade.

I spent three of the best years of my life in 10th grade.

- Bob Uecker

When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes.

When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes.

- Bob Uecker

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