Author: Boris Johnson

Quotes

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

- Boris Johnson

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.

- Boris Johnson

I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done.

I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done.

- Boris Johnson

It is easy to make promises - it is hard work to keep them.

It is easy to make promises - it is hard work to keep them.

- Boris Johnson

The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run out of better ideas.

The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run out of better ideas.

- Boris Johnson

I'd like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton.

I'd like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton.

- Boris Johnson

I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run around.

I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run around.

- Boris Johnson

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.

- Boris Johnson

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