Author: Brett Gelman

Quotes

Really go out of your way to hire women, people of color, homosexuals, transgendered people - go out of your way to hire them.

Really go out of your way to hire women, people of color, homosexuals, transgendered people - go out of your way to hire them.

- Brett Gelman

I'm not someone who shies away from darkness being funny. I think that life is very dark at times, and there are things that are very funny about that.

I'm not someone who shies away from darkness being funny. I think that life is very dark at times, and there are things that are very funny about that.

- Brett Gelman

We have to laugh at how hard life can be and how screwed up we can be at times.

We have to laugh at how hard life can be and how screwed up we can be at times.

- Brett Gelman

A crazy action only works if there's a great reaction.

A crazy action only works if there's a great reaction.

- Brett Gelman

I love 'Seinfeld.' That was not alternative. You can't get more in mainstream than that.

I love 'Seinfeld.' That was not alternative. You can't get more in mainstream than that.

- Brett Gelman

I'm a straight white man - I have options, and I'm not blocked on a consistent basis when I wake up in the morning because of my race, sex, and orientation.

I'm a straight white man - I have options, and I'm not blocked on a consistent basis when I wake up in the morning because of my race, sex, and orientation.

- Brett Gelman

I think that liberal straight white men really need to stop patting themselves on the back for what they think they think and actually take a look at their actions.

I think that liberal straight white men really need to stop patting themselves on the back for what they think they think and actually take a look at their actions.

- Brett Gelman

We live in a country whose government and many of its people support white supremacy and disintegration of basic human rights.

We live in a country whose government and many of its people support white supremacy and disintegration of basic human rights.

- Brett Gelman

I love Brody Stevens. He's one of my favorite stand-ups.

I love Brody Stevens. He's one of my favorite stand-ups.

- Brett Gelman

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