Author: Brian Celio

Quotes

Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.

Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.

- Brian Celio

Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.

Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.

- Brian Celio

Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.

- Brian Celio

Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.

Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.

- Brian Celio

Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.

Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.

- Brian Celio

I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.

I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.

- Brian Celio

What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?

What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?

- Brian Celio

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

- Brian Celio

A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.

A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.

- Brian Celio

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