Author: Brian Celio

Quotes

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

- Brian Celio

Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.

- Brian Celio

Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.

Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.

- Brian Celio

Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.

Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.

- Brian Celio

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.

- Brian Celio

Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.

Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.

- Brian Celio

Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.

Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.

- Brian Celio

Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.

Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.

- Brian Celio

I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.

I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.

- Brian Celio

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