Author: Brian Celio

Quotes

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

- Brian Celio

Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.

Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.

- Brian Celio

Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.

Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.

- Brian Celio

Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.

- Brian Celio

Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.

Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.

- Brian Celio

Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.

Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.

- Brian Celio

What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?

What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?

- Brian Celio

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.

- Brian Celio

A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.

A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.

- Brian Celio

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