Author: Chelsea Handler

Quotes

I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.

I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.

- Chelsea Handler

I'm a late-night host that doesn't want to be tied down by time or television or even hosting.

I'm a late-night host that doesn't want to be tied down by time or television or even hosting.

- Chelsea Handler

You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big bummer.

You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big bummer.

- Chelsea Handler

It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself.

It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself.

- Chelsea Handler

I don't pretend to be a great interviewer; I don't even pretend to be good at my job.

I don't pretend to be a great interviewer; I don't even pretend to be good at my job.

- Chelsea Handler

It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.

It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.

- Chelsea Handler

We women have to stick together.

We women have to stick together.

- Chelsea Handler

People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.

People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.

- Chelsea Handler

I don't think I'm a good host. I'm not a good host. I'm terrible at hosting. That's my problem.

I don't think I'm a good host. I'm not a good host. I'm terrible at hosting. That's my problem.

- Chelsea Handler

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