Author: Chelsea Peretti

Quotes

I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.

I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.

- Chelsea Peretti

I'm obsessed with nature and living in the wild, which I just think is crazy. Imagine if a bear attacked you! That's an actual possible way you could die.

I'm obsessed with nature and living in the wild, which I just think is crazy. Imagine if a bear attacked you! That's an actual possible way you could die.

- Chelsea Peretti

People see technology as something that will ruin society and culture, but I've always embraced technology.

People see technology as something that will ruin society and culture, but I've always embraced technology.

- Chelsea Peretti

On tour, it's either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. You're just looking for any proof that you're not completely alone.

On tour, it's either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. You're just looking for any proof that you're not completely alone.

- Chelsea Peretti

When I was little, people would ask what my favorite color was, and I never knew. I find it's really hard to make decisive 'best' answers on what the 'best' of something is.

When I was little, people would ask what my favorite color was, and I never knew. I find it's really hard to make decisive 'best' answers on what the 'best' of something is.

- Chelsea Peretti

I only do private room karaoke where it's just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement.

I only do private room karaoke where it's just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement.

- Chelsea Peretti

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