Author: Chelsea Peretti

Quotes

On tour, it's either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. You're just looking for any proof that you're not completely alone.

On tour, it's either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. You're just looking for any proof that you're not completely alone.

- Chelsea Peretti

When I was little, people would ask what my favorite color was, and I never knew. I find it's really hard to make decisive 'best' answers on what the 'best' of something is.

When I was little, people would ask what my favorite color was, and I never knew. I find it's really hard to make decisive 'best' answers on what the 'best' of something is.

- Chelsea Peretti

I barely watch TV. Somehow, I make it work with just the Internet. On TV, there's always so much crap, and you have to flip around.

I barely watch TV. Somehow, I make it work with just the Internet. On TV, there's always so much crap, and you have to flip around.

- Chelsea Peretti

I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.

I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.

- Chelsea Peretti

People see technology as something that will ruin society and culture, but I've always embraced technology.

People see technology as something that will ruin society and culture, but I've always embraced technology.

- Chelsea Peretti

I only do private room karaoke where it's just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement.

I only do private room karaoke where it's just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement.

- Chelsea Peretti

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