Author: Chris Gethard

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The UCB has long been known as a hub of the best comedy in New York City, but it's never been the most well organized or cared for place in the world.

The UCB has long been known as a hub of the best comedy in New York City, but it's never been the most well organized or cared for place in the world.

- Chris Gethard

Anyone who lives in N.Y.C. will tell you that getting into a confrontation on a city street is a complete nightmare 100 percent of the time.

Anyone who lives in N.Y.C. will tell you that getting into a confrontation on a city street is a complete nightmare 100 percent of the time.

- Chris Gethard

I think Carmen Christopher is going to be massively huge. He's just too funny. He's got funny in his bones, and he wants to conquer every room.

I think Carmen Christopher is going to be massively huge. He's just too funny. He's got funny in his bones, and he wants to conquer every room.

- Chris Gethard

If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don't really want to watch a movie.

If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don't really want to watch a movie.

- Chris Gethard

'What if?' is just about the worst question I can ask myself, and I want to avoid it at all costs for the rest of my life.

'What if?' is just about the worst question I can ask myself, and I want to avoid it at all costs for the rest of my life.

- Chris Gethard

I remember the people who mentored me, and I just love being able to do that for other people.

I remember the people who mentored me, and I just love being able to do that for other people.

- Chris Gethard

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