Author: Chris Kattan

Quotes

I like women who are okay with who they are.

I like women who are okay with who they are.

- Chris Kattan

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

- Chris Kattan

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

- Chris Kattan

In Hollywood, moviemaking used to be about escaping reality to go to the movies.

In Hollywood, moviemaking used to be about escaping reality to go to the movies.

- Chris Kattan

I'm fine with the life I have.

I'm fine with the life I have.

- Chris Kattan

Yes, this is Mango himself. Listen I'm terribly busy and don't have time for a phone interview right now.

Yes, this is Mango himself. Listen I'm terribly busy and don't have time for a phone interview right now.

- Chris Kattan

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

- Chris Kattan

You guys are the best. I'll see you in a couple of hours. I haven't seen another human being in 13 hours and I'm running out of bottles for my urine. Later guys!

You guys are the best. I'll see you in a couple of hours. I haven't seen another human being in 13 hours and I'm running out of bottles for my urine. Later guys!

- Chris Kattan

I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids.

I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids.

- Chris Kattan

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