Author: Chris Kattan

Quotes

I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids.

I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids.

- Chris Kattan

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

- Chris Kattan

Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well.

Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well.

- Chris Kattan

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

- Chris Kattan

You guys are the best. I'll see you in a couple of hours. I haven't seen another human being in 13 hours and I'm running out of bottles for my urine. Later guys!

You guys are the best. I'll see you in a couple of hours. I haven't seen another human being in 13 hours and I'm running out of bottles for my urine. Later guys!

- Chris Kattan

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

- Chris Kattan

I like women who are okay with who they are.

I like women who are okay with who they are.

- Chris Kattan

I'm fine with the life I have.

I'm fine with the life I have.

- Chris Kattan

Yes, this is Mango himself. Listen I'm terribly busy and don't have time for a phone interview right now.

Yes, this is Mango himself. Listen I'm terribly busy and don't have time for a phone interview right now.

- Chris Kattan

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