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Author: Chris Rock
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I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.
I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.
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Chris Rock
I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats.
I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats.
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Chris Rock
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
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Chris Rock
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
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Chris Rock
Hollywood's just not funny.
Hollywood's just not funny.
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Chris Rock
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
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Chris Rock
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.
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Chris Rock
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
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Chris Rock
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
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Chris Rock
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