Author: Chris Rock

Quotes

Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.

Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.

- Chris Rock

I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.

I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.

- Chris Rock

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

- Chris Rock

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

- Chris Rock

Hollywood's just not funny.

Hollywood's just not funny.

- Chris Rock

I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.

I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.

- Chris Rock

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

- Chris Rock

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

- Chris Rock

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

- Chris Rock

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