Author: Christopher Buckley

Quotes

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to mix the martinis, one to change the light bulb, and one to reminisce about how good the old one was.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to mix the martinis, one to change the light bulb, and one to reminisce about how good the old one was.

- Christopher Buckley

I hope when I'm on my deathbed, people forgive me, because there is a lot to forgive.

I hope when I'm on my deathbed, people forgive me, because there is a lot to forgive.

- Christopher Buckley

I love Washington. I have an affection for the place. For a satirist, I think it's sort of Disneyland. I mean, you know, there's always some inspiration in the morning's headlines.

I love Washington. I have an affection for the place. For a satirist, I think it's sort of Disneyland. I mean, you know, there's always some inspiration in the morning's headlines.

- Christopher Buckley

I love Oscar Wilde, still the wittiest writer of anyone, dead or living.

I love Oscar Wilde, still the wittiest writer of anyone, dead or living.

- Christopher Buckley

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