Author: Colin Mochrie

Quotes

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

- Colin Mochrie

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

- Colin Mochrie

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

- Colin Mochrie

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

- Colin Mochrie

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.

- Colin Mochrie

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

- Colin Mochrie

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