Author: Colin Quinn

Quotes

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

- Colin Quinn

I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.

I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.

- Colin Quinn

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.

- Colin Quinn

Everybody's funny in different ways.

Everybody's funny in different ways.

- Colin Quinn

He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

- Colin Quinn

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

- Colin Quinn

I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.

I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.

- Colin Quinn

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

- Colin Quinn

You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.

You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.

- Colin Quinn

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