Author: Craig Brown

Quotes

Words have a life of their own. There is no telling what they will do. Within a matter of days, they can even turn turtle and mean the opposite.

Words have a life of their own. There is no telling what they will do. Within a matter of days, they can even turn turtle and mean the opposite.

- Craig Brown

Cleanliness is the scourge of art.

Cleanliness is the scourge of art.

- Craig Brown

Some people see life as a game of chess, while others prefer to see it as a game of cricket; but the longer I live, the more I think of it as a game of Consequences.

Some people see life as a game of chess, while others prefer to see it as a game of cricket; but the longer I live, the more I think of it as a game of Consequences.

- Craig Brown

There's nothing wrong with procrastination. Or is there? I'll leave it to you to decide, but only if you have the time.

There's nothing wrong with procrastination. Or is there? I'll leave it to you to decide, but only if you have the time.

- Craig Brown

Comedy is the slave of time. What seemed funny then is unlikely to seem funny now, just as what strikes us as funny now would not have seemed funny then.

Comedy is the slave of time. What seemed funny then is unlikely to seem funny now, just as what strikes us as funny now would not have seemed funny then.

- Craig Brown

My life is a monument to procrastination, to the art of putting things off until later, or much later, or possibly never.

My life is a monument to procrastination, to the art of putting things off until later, or much later, or possibly never.

- Craig Brown

Like many men, I am highly skilled in the art of losing things but prefer to outsource the recovery process.

Like many men, I am highly skilled in the art of losing things but prefer to outsource the recovery process.

- Craig Brown

Like many men who play tennis, when I hit a ball into the net, I tend to look daggers at my racket, reproaching it for playing so badly when I myself have been trying so hard.

Like many men who play tennis, when I hit a ball into the net, I tend to look daggers at my racket, reproaching it for playing so badly when I myself have been trying so hard.

- Craig Brown

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