Author: Dane Cook

Quotes

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

- Dane Cook

I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology.

I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology.

- Dane Cook

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

- Dane Cook

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

- Dane Cook

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

- Dane Cook

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

- Dane Cook

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

- Dane Cook

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.

- Dane Cook

People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.

People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.

- Dane Cook

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