Author: Danielle Schneider

Quotes

If I feel you're funny, I want to work with you.

If I feel you're funny, I want to work with you.

- Danielle Schneider

You know how only you can insult your own family? That's how I feel about Florida.

You know how only you can insult your own family? That's how I feel about Florida.

- Danielle Schneider

You only ever see four women leads on TV today in the 'Housewives' shows.

You only ever see four women leads on TV today in the 'Housewives' shows.

- Danielle Schneider

I wanted to go to NYU because I thought that was my best path to glory. I figured it was safer to move into the acting world in New York while I was living in a dorm.

I wanted to go to NYU because I thought that was my best path to glory. I figured it was safer to move into the acting world in New York while I was living in a dorm.

- Danielle Schneider

That's how I hope to die: on my deathbed, watching 'Real Housewives of the Moon.'

That's how I hope to die: on my deathbed, watching 'Real Housewives of the Moon.'

- Danielle Schneider

I recently saw HBO's 'Getting On,' and I was like, 'That's awesome.' I love that tone. It's a great show.

I recently saw HBO's 'Getting On,' and I was like, 'That's awesome.' I love that tone. It's a great show.

- Danielle Schneider

I enjoy a Prosecco. It's bubbly; it's fun. I think it goes with a lot of food.

I enjoy a Prosecco. It's bubbly; it's fun. I think it goes with a lot of food.

- Danielle Schneider

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