Author: David Spade

Quotes

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'

- David Spade

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

- David Spade

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

- David Spade

It's funny because it's funny.

It's funny because it's funny.

- David Spade

To be famous and broke is hard.

To be famous and broke is hard.

- David Spade

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.

- David Spade

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

- David Spade

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