Author: Dennis Miller

Quotes

I rant, therefore I am.

I rant, therefore I am.

- Dennis Miller

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.

- Dennis Miller

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

- Dennis Miller

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

- Dennis Miller

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

- Dennis Miller

It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.

It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.

- Dennis Miller

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