Author: Dennis Miller

Quotes

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

- Dennis Miller

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

- Dennis Miller

I rant, therefore I am.

I rant, therefore I am.

- Dennis Miller

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.

- Dennis Miller

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

- Dennis Miller

It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.

It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.

- Dennis Miller

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