Author: Don Rickles

Quotes

I like to think I'm like the guy who goes to the office Christmas party Friday night, insults some people, but still has his job Monday morning.

I like to think I'm like the guy who goes to the office Christmas party Friday night, insults some people, but still has his job Monday morning.

- Don Rickles

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

- Don Rickles

An 'insult comic' is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.

An 'insult comic' is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.

- Don Rickles

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

- Don Rickles

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

- Don Rickles

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

- Don Rickles

The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.

The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.

- Don Rickles

Being in the Navy, when I came home, it changed your whole life. You're 18, you go away for two and a half years, you come home - boy, you're a different person.

Being in the Navy, when I came home, it changed your whole life. You're 18, you go away for two and a half years, you come home - boy, you're a different person.

- Don Rickles

Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God.

Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God.

- Don Rickles

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