Author: Don Rickles

Quotes

Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God.

Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God.

- Don Rickles

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

- Don Rickles

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

- Don Rickles

I like to think I'm like the guy who goes to the office Christmas party Friday night, insults some people, but still has his job Monday morning.

I like to think I'm like the guy who goes to the office Christmas party Friday night, insults some people, but still has his job Monday morning.

- Don Rickles

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

- Don Rickles

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

- Don Rickles

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.

- Don Rickles

Whatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive.

Whatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive.

- Don Rickles

An 'insult comic' is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.

An 'insult comic' is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.

- Don Rickles

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