Author: Doug Stanhope

Quotes

The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.

The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.

- Doug Stanhope

I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it's all hype and garbage, but you're still really paranoid afterwards. It's fun entertainment.

I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it's all hype and garbage, but you're still really paranoid afterwards. It's fun entertainment.

- Doug Stanhope

The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

- Doug Stanhope

I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasn't particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.

I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasn't particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.

- Doug Stanhope

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