Author: Douglas Horton

Quotes

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

- Douglas Horton

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

- Douglas Horton

Smile, it's free therapy.

Smile, it's free therapy.

- Douglas Horton

When my horse is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar.

When my horse is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar.

- Douglas Horton

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.

- Douglas Horton

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.

- Douglas Horton

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.

- Douglas Horton

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.

- Douglas Horton

Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.

Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.

- Douglas Horton

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