Author: Eddie Izzard

Quotes

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

- Eddie Izzard

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

- Eddie Izzard

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

- Eddie Izzard

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

- Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

- Eddie Izzard

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

- Eddie Izzard

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling.

- Eddie Izzard

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

- Eddie Izzard

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.

- Eddie Izzard

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