Author: Eddie Izzard

Quotes

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

- Eddie Izzard

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

- Eddie Izzard

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.

- Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

- Eddie Izzard

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

- Eddie Izzard

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

- Eddie Izzard

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling.

- Eddie Izzard

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

- Eddie Izzard

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?

- Eddie Izzard

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