Author: Ellen DeGeneres

Quotes

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

- Ellen DeGeneres

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

- Ellen DeGeneres

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

- Ellen DeGeneres

I have sadness in me. I have anger in me. I have heartbreak in me.

I have sadness in me. I have anger in me. I have heartbreak in me.

- Ellen DeGeneres

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

- Ellen DeGeneres

Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come.

Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come.

- Ellen DeGeneres

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