Author: Ellie Kemper

Quotes

Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them.

Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them.

- Ellie Kemper

Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music.'

Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music.'

- Ellie Kemper

I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show.

I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show.

- Ellie Kemper

I love coffee, but I have to make sure I don't have more than one cup a day because I'm already a little hyper.

I love coffee, but I have to make sure I don't have more than one cup a day because I'm already a little hyper.

- Ellie Kemper

If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice.

If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice.

- Ellie Kemper

New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.

New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.

- Ellie Kemper

In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.

In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.

- Ellie Kemper

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