Author: Evan Esar

Quotes

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

- Evan Esar

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

- Evan Esar

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

- Evan Esar

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

- Evan Esar

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

- Evan Esar

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