Author: Finley Peter Dunne

Quotes

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

- Finley Peter Dunne

There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.

There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.

- Finley Peter Dunne

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

- Finley Peter Dunne

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

- Finley Peter Dunne

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.

- Finley Peter Dunne

The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

- Finley Peter Dunne

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

- Finley Peter Dunne

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