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Author: Fred Allen
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Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
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Fred Allen
Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.
Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.
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Fred Allen
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
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Fred Allen
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
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Fred Allen
I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.
I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.
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Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
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Fred Allen
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
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Fred Allen
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