Author: George Burns

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At my age flowers scare me.

At my age flowers scare me.

- George Burns

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

- George Burns

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

- George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

- George Burns

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

- George Burns

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

- George Burns

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

- George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

- George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

- George Burns

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