Author: George Burns

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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

- George Burns

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

- George Burns

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

- George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

- George Burns

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

- George Burns

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

- George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

- George Burns

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

- George Burns

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

- George Burns

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