Author: George Lopez

Quotes

If this country wants to elect someone with no political experience who is racially insensitive and golfs... In my first 100 days, I will make Taco Tuesday the law.

If this country wants to elect someone with no political experience who is racially insensitive and golfs... In my first 100 days, I will make Taco Tuesday the law.

- George Lopez

I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.

I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.

- George Lopez

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

- George Lopez

In life, there's a ying and a yang and a balance. And when you don't have balance, you have comedy.

In life, there's a ying and a yang and a balance. And when you don't have balance, you have comedy.

- George Lopez

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

- George Lopez

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

- George Lopez

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

- George Lopez

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