Author: Harland Williams

Quotes

I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it.

I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it.

- Harland Williams

The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

- Harland Williams

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?

- Harland Williams

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you're going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you're going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

- Harland Williams

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.

- Harland Williams

I'd done a ton of movies here in Hollywood, and I realized that every movie I'd done was somebody's else's work and someone else's vision.

I'd done a ton of movies here in Hollywood, and I realized that every movie I'd done was somebody's else's work and someone else's vision.

- Harland Williams

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

- Harland Williams

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