Author: Irv Kupcinet

Quotes

What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?

What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?

- Irv Kupcinet

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

- Irv Kupcinet

As a kid, I'd get up at 3 in the morning during school vacations to help my father on his bakery-truck route. He didn't get a vacation from that schedule.

As a kid, I'd get up at 3 in the morning during school vacations to help my father on his bakery-truck route. He didn't get a vacation from that schedule.

- Irv Kupcinet

My father, a bakery-truck driver, was the epitome of the work ethic that probably kept me knocking out columns six days a week for a rough total of 12,600 over 50 years.

My father, a bakery-truck driver, was the epitome of the work ethic that probably kept me knocking out columns six days a week for a rough total of 12,600 over 50 years.

- Irv Kupcinet

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