Author: Jack Black

Quotes

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.

- Jack Black

I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.

I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.

- Jack Black

Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.

Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.

- Jack Black

There's something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can't live with each other makes you feel there's something wrong with you.

There's something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can't live with each other makes you feel there's something wrong with you.

- Jack Black

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

- Jack Black

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

- Jack Black

My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.

My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.

- Jack Black

I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don't know what I'm going to come at you with.

I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don't know what I'm going to come at you with.

- Jack Black

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

- Jack Black

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