Author: Janeane Garofalo

Quotes

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

- Janeane Garofalo

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.

- Janeane Garofalo

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.

- Janeane Garofalo

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

- Janeane Garofalo

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.

- Janeane Garofalo

I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.

I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.

- Janeane Garofalo

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.

- Janeane Garofalo

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.

- Janeane Garofalo

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

- Janeane Garofalo

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