Author: Jasper Carrott

Quotes

I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a failure.

I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a failure.

- Jasper Carrott

I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is difficult. Maybe being happy is as simple as not being unhappy.

I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is difficult. Maybe being happy is as simple as not being unhappy.

- Jasper Carrott

I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius.

I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius.

- Jasper Carrott

Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.

Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.

- Jasper Carrott

I want to do things I enjoy, and show business comes fifth or sixth down the line.

I want to do things I enjoy, and show business comes fifth or sixth down the line.

- Jasper Carrott

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

- Jasper Carrott

The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests.

The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests.

- Jasper Carrott

I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.

I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.

- Jasper Carrott

I have been known to play a few rounds in my time. I'm not obsessive; I don't play in the dark, but even that's not out of the question because Stevie Wonder is also a golfer.

I have been known to play a few rounds in my time. I'm not obsessive; I don't play in the dark, but even that's not out of the question because Stevie Wonder is also a golfer.

- Jasper Carrott

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