Author: Jasper Carrott

Quotes

I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is difficult. Maybe being happy is as simple as not being unhappy.

I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is difficult. Maybe being happy is as simple as not being unhappy.

- Jasper Carrott

I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.

I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.

- Jasper Carrott

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

- Jasper Carrott

I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius.

I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius.

- Jasper Carrott

Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.

Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.

- Jasper Carrott

I want to do things I enjoy, and show business comes fifth or sixth down the line.

I want to do things I enjoy, and show business comes fifth or sixth down the line.

- Jasper Carrott

I have been known to play a few rounds in my time. I'm not obsessive; I don't play in the dark, but even that's not out of the question because Stevie Wonder is also a golfer.

I have been known to play a few rounds in my time. I'm not obsessive; I don't play in the dark, but even that's not out of the question because Stevie Wonder is also a golfer.

- Jasper Carrott

I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a failure.

I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a failure.

- Jasper Carrott

Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.

Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.

- Jasper Carrott

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