Author: Jasper Carrott

Quotes

I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit.

I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit.

- Jasper Carrott

Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.

Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.

- Jasper Carrott

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

- Jasper Carrott

I want to do things I enjoy, and show business comes fifth or sixth down the line.

I want to do things I enjoy, and show business comes fifth or sixth down the line.

- Jasper Carrott

I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.

I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.

- Jasper Carrott

The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests.

The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests.

- Jasper Carrott

I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a failure.

I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a failure.

- Jasper Carrott

Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.

Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.

- Jasper Carrott

I have been known to play a few rounds in my time. I'm not obsessive; I don't play in the dark, but even that's not out of the question because Stevie Wonder is also a golfer.

I have been known to play a few rounds in my time. I'm not obsessive; I don't play in the dark, but even that's not out of the question because Stevie Wonder is also a golfer.

- Jasper Carrott

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