Author: Jay London

Quotes

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

- Jay London

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

- Jay London

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

- Jay London

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

- Jay London

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