Author: Jeff Garlin

Quotes

I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do.

I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do.

- Jeff Garlin

I like independent movies, documentaries. There's not a lot of movies that are commercially made that I dig.

I like independent movies, documentaries. There's not a lot of movies that are commercially made that I dig.

- Jeff Garlin

I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.

I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.

- Jeff Garlin

As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.

As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.

- Jeff Garlin

I don't care what I do - act, stand-up, write, direct - it doesn't matter as long as I'm being creative and it's good work.

I don't care what I do - act, stand-up, write, direct - it doesn't matter as long as I'm being creative and it's good work.

- Jeff Garlin

I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.

I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.

- Jeff Garlin

I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean.

I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean.

- Jeff Garlin

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

- Jeff Garlin

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

- Jeff Garlin

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