Author: Jeff Garlin

Quotes

As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.

As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.

- Jeff Garlin

I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.

I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.

- Jeff Garlin

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

- Jeff Garlin

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

- Jeff Garlin

Directing is really my favorite thing to do, but if I never directed again, I'd be okay if all the work I did was good.

Directing is really my favorite thing to do, but if I never directed again, I'd be okay if all the work I did was good.

- Jeff Garlin

I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do.

I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do.

- Jeff Garlin

I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean.

I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean.

- Jeff Garlin

I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.

I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.

- Jeff Garlin

I don't care what I do - act, stand-up, write, direct - it doesn't matter as long as I'm being creative and it's good work.

I don't care what I do - act, stand-up, write, direct - it doesn't matter as long as I'm being creative and it's good work.

- Jeff Garlin

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