Author: Jen Kirkman

Quotes

I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff's opening act.

I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff's opening act.

- Jen Kirkman

By the time I started doing stand-up, the club scene had died.

By the time I started doing stand-up, the club scene had died.

- Jen Kirkman

At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.

At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.

- Jen Kirkman

I actually like, love, and respect myself, and I try not to take anything too seriously.

I actually like, love, and respect myself, and I try not to take anything too seriously.

- Jen Kirkman

I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night. I try to make humor out of that situation.

I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night. I try to make humor out of that situation.

- Jen Kirkman

Asking questions about why I don't want kids is really none of your business, but at least it's a dialogue.

Asking questions about why I don't want kids is really none of your business, but at least it's a dialogue.

- Jen Kirkman

We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.'

We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.'

- Jen Kirkman

Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the business, don't bring it on stage; it's not funny.

Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the business, don't bring it on stage; it's not funny.

- Jen Kirkman

I'm very big into just feeling good and doing what I want; I'm not very calculated or thoughtful about my moves.

I'm very big into just feeling good and doing what I want; I'm not very calculated or thoughtful about my moves.

- Jen Kirkman

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