Author: Jen Lancaster

Quotes

I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light.

I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light.

- Jen Lancaster

When you think about a drill sergeant, a drill sergeant expects you to perform your best, and if you don't, they're going to stay on you until you do.

When you think about a drill sergeant, a drill sergeant expects you to perform your best, and if you don't, they're going to stay on you until you do.

- Jen Lancaster

I've always been able to cook Italian food. That's in my blood because I'm half Sicilian.

I've always been able to cook Italian food. That's in my blood because I'm half Sicilian.

- Jen Lancaster

In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated.

In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated.

- Jen Lancaster

I believe that I have such a vanilla life.

I believe that I have such a vanilla life.

- Jen Lancaster

No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken.

No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken.

- Jen Lancaster

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